Where are they?

The real problem, it seems to us ravens, is that we're lacking something. Every time we see the term NaNoWriMo, we wonder where our NaNos have got to. We're certain everyone else has some handy little 'bots, scurrying around, enhancing the imaginative functions of their brains, strengthening tendons against writer's cramp, reconfiguring the desire to eat, sleep, or anything else. We seem to lack these useful little critters. Sigh.