Wilful Misreadings, part the nth

"Straw pledges end to attacks on army" says news.telegraph. It does, really. See for youselves. We didn't know he had been. Scary, though. We'd rather face any number of disaffected Iraqis than the fanatical assault of Sturmbahnführer Kessler.

"...he had to wait in a zoo 20 days ... to capture five seconds of an elephant breaking wind"

From the Japan Times, Shop redefines the sound bite, a fascinating sounding shop.