Wilful Misrepresentation?

Grand Prix at Silverstone saw Rubens Barrichello win from pole position, putting in the fastest lap en route. All true. But nothing like the real story.

We said at the beginning that what we'd really like to see was Rubens, Juan Pablo and Fernando on the podium. Two out of three, as they say,...

Sole Amandine?

Or, never fasten too tight the ageing bag of flaked almonds. No, we weren't cooking fish, but our feet got inadvertently well and truly covered.

The food we actually made was chicken with a sweet red pepper sauce, cucumber raita, rice. Yesterday's cross-cultural mélange was sweet and sour pork, aubergine raita and rice.

All good. We're almost out of ginger and the mnt plant's beginning to look well harvested.