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Assuming the mythic three score years and ten lifespan and factoring in an approximate number of leap years, that's the number of minutes in our lives which we don't spend having our fifteen minutes of fame.

House falling down

Just found the crack to end all cracks in the cupboard under the stairs. Think it probably calls for a structural engineer rather than a bog standard surveyor. Meanwhile am planning to avoid leaning on any of the outside walls.

Cat: primed, loaded and ready for action

Pigeons: still unsuspecting.

Place and time of action: School, tomorrow morning.

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