I've had the email about this--subject: Lovecraft Biofuels--hanging around in my inbox for a few days. I'm too boggled to delete it. I'm sure it's all fine and dandy, but are they sure it's vegetable oil? Have they checked their vehicles recently?
What's that strange tentacular excrescence growing out of the dashboard?
Why is there a strange and luminous fungal growth on the steering wheel?
What is this appalling ritualistic drumming playing on the car radio?
Why can I no longer open the electric windows?
The door's sticking! I can't get--
Aieeee!