Out of the mouths...

I was in the process of configuring LL's email (via me for a human spam check) and got M to send a test. His nice secure email arrived in the spam folder.

"Ooh," I said, "you've been flagged as spam."

"What's spanked as flam?"

What does one say?

I've been suffering alliteration, a little

What do you call a slick, fast, print accurate, collaborative tool?

( That'd be )