Dear Grauniad,

Just a short note in response to Bounty: the shape of paradise?.

I am a Bounty hunter. And it's Brill. There's always several left at the bottom of any otherwise depleted box of Celebrations. Now if only there were plain ones in there as well as milk.

Nuts! Oh, coco-nuts.... Oops! that's a whole other advert for a different manufacturer's product.