Shame! Since they've redesigned, they've lost the bit about the official secrets act where they say something like "of course, if the official secrets act applied like that, we wouldn't be ablke to tell you what colour the director's office carpet is (a rather fetching shade of grey-purple) or that the canteen serves a remarkably good chicken curry".... Which was a rather nice touch, I always thought.

(tried googling for the original page, in case it was cached somewhere, but no luck (http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=mi5+curry+carpet&btnG=Search&meta=))

[And HTML can't do quasi-quotes for toffee]