Between blotch and blok

I've thought about offering my services, but I'd guess it would be encroaching on the paid (pay, that'd be nice) domain of the school secretary/ies (assuming that these notes are word processed by the secretaries rather than by the headmaster).

I'd considered going to the papers with it: but the local press is pretty illiterate too. (Yes I dissect that,too--and I've been known to do the same to Ceefax pages too. Sad, I know.) I'm not sure what good it would do. I'm trying to resist the obvious temptation to raise Cain just for the hell of it.

Amusing the teachers would be nice, tho'.