Ow, I'm sorry, what a rotten day!! I hope that your various sorenesses and wounds will be less sore tomorrow - and also that the entire day is better!

As for which wasn't a catastrophe, I'm not really sure! The Wendy house sounds pretty nasty; the toaster, well, it depends on how much toast you eat; and the bruising and the cat-sick combined make that a pretty unpleasant time. Hmm, I'll go for the bruising.