Never...

... start reading your friends page whilst the cake's still in the oven. (No, it hasn't burned, but theoretically it should have done. Phew.)

Google Romance. All the humans dressed up as ghosts and zombies and werewolves (hey, even a vampire needs a varied diet) like it was Hallowe'en. Today suggesting that the Radio 4 theme be resurrected in a more European format. I await the arrival of The Grauniad with further news from San Seriffe.

As I said: Never ;-)