Me-me-meme

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Everyone's dong it, so...

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
One of the recent free wallpapers from Tor with a blank-eyed vampire's face. (It used to be one of those political alignment charts with my little anarchist dot dropping off the edge.)
Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
One. Tuned to Radio 4.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Left-handed, except for knitting and crochet, and using a computer mouse/trackball.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Teeth.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Lift? Heavy? Nope, not capable of this at present.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Yup, several times, generally having bashed some bony bit of myself.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Dunno. It'd be a great incentive to sort everything out that was currently not done, but I'm so bad at deadlines, I'd probably still miss...
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I suppose I have done so. It would have been entirely within character for me to have retained my maiden name when I got married, but I chose not to. And there's a very large number of people who think they know my first name and actually don't. I still fancy being Alexis, tho'.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Khaki, black.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
I don't know why, I swallowed a fly. Actually,  do know why: it was windy; I had my mouth open, blathering; the fly blew in. It tickled. Also, as a child, paper, expanded polystyrene, toothpaste.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £100?
If the person being kissed didn't mind.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for £200,000?
No.
Q. Would you never blog again for £50,000
Ooh, yes. I'd get so much more done.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for £250,000?
Absolutely. Now, how much are you going to pay people to look?
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for £1,000?
With ice? Soda?
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for £1,000,000?
No. I'm pretty certain I could; I have absolutely decided not to do so, ever, under any conditions.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
My hand checking what's in my left pocket. And a dirty tissue.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
I'm not sure it's actually a good movie, but if I imagined it was, would that do?
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Wood downstairs, except where it's slate; carpet upstairs, except where it's lino. Pet fur über alles.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
I bathe.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last person who texted you?
Can't remember.
Q: Last person who called you?
Mother-in-law.
Q: Person you hugged?
Looby Loo.
FAVOURITOLOGY
Q: Number?
Any prime above 3.
Q: Season?
Autumn.
Q: Colour?
Sky blue pink.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Nope.
Q: Mood?
Bad.
Q: Listening to?
Radio 4; earworm channeling Don Maclean and Marillion.
Q: Watching?
Hen on windowsill.
Q: Worrying about?
Ailing guppy.
Q: Wearing?
Woolly socks, clogs, flowery jeans, black fitted t-shirt.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
The loo.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Drink my peppermint tea.
Q: Do you smile often?
Too often.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Nope.