Dear School

[muninnhuginn]

Is this

A reminder that following half-term break Monday 31st October is a Conference Day for staff and will be closed to students.  School will resume on Tuesday, 1st November.

even slightly grammatical?

Comments

[clothsprogs.livejournal.com]

We don't need no stinking grammar!

Teddy

[hilarityallen.livejournal.com]

That has all the hallmarks of something that was two sentences once, but which wasn't properly edited after it was smooshed together into one catastrophic hybrid.