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I don't usually steal entire sections from publications, but this, from New Scientist is priceless:
Paperclip philosopher
FEEDBACK is surely not alone in detesting "helpful" computers, reasoning that their entire purpose is to be obedient, not to second-guess their owners. Adonis Patrikios, in contrast, decided to test just how helpful and friendly the Microsoft Office Assistant - usually incarnated as a supremely annoying paperclip - could be.
"Who am I?" No response.
"Who are you?" No response.
"Why are we here?" At last: Would you like to add a diagram?
No, thanks. "Do you even love me anymore?" Justify Text. OK then, he thought, I'll justify it: "I want to know if you really care, or is this just a job to you?" How to speak to a computer. Perhaps he was getting somewhere."Do you really want me to speak to you or are you just being polite?" Start an unscheduled online meeting.
This sounded to him a lot like an invitation to a rendezvous...
