Between blotch and blok

• pork pie hats
• bowler hats
• top hats.

Is there a dress code for men at Eurovision? It was either that or uniform:

• flight attendant
• Buggles redefines military.

Mandatory wear for the women seems to be a loan from the Bride of Dracula delivery courtesy of Kate Bush.

On the basis of the pair of lungs most in need of Jim Steinem (and a line up I think I could write slash about), I've been (probably un-PC) and voted for the Serbs.

Also, German is not the language for emulating the Brat Pack.

Meanwhile, Scooch is:

• what one has to clean up after the cat's misbehaved in the corner
• what one uses to cover the odour of what the cat did on the corner
• a mixture of scotch and hooch that one drinks in order to erase the memory of what the cat did in the corner.