"Guck mal", sagt die kleine Blonde zu ihrer Mama, "was der Mann da macht!"

or, Small objects of desire auf Deutsch

We ought to be posting in German but we're tired. Der Spiegel online had this (we were actually looking for more about H-H Frentzen's little sister being caught joy riding): Dynamo fürs Handy (more details here in pdf). It's blue. It looks like a device for peeling apples (or maybe a large pencil sharpener, of the kind you'd finbd clamped to edge of teacher's desk) and it's a great ice-breaker, apparently. As the man says:

Und feststelle, dass Lowtech in ist. Jedenfalls lächelt alles um mich herum ganz freundlich.

Doesn't seem to be compatible with Dinky Delilah, though. It's tempting, though, at 9.90 Euro.

[This was Tuesday! Post, dammit, post!]