Mini Streakers

From The Times: Subbuteo stops play for streaker.

Comes complete with rules for playing one's streaker (and attendant policeman).

Can't quite parse this one

defendant cyclist belladonna

Cat!

Biggle (the moggy of the mysterious malady--and pH 8 pee) is licking a polythene bag... again.

The annoying addict.

A rose is a rose is...

blue.

Courtesy of the Torygraph.

Decoupling

We rejoiced: finally there was a point to BBC3. It was the place to watch the new series of Coupling.

Sadly, something's missing. It's not so much that they're extracting the Michael as that Jeff's disappeared. And it's about 90% less funny. This does mean the odd laugh, but we can't see ourselves roaring for a full half-hour episode (which we did).

We've given it a two episode trial and that's it. We quit too.