So I'm not the only one...

... bothered by the apparent equivalence of "once" and "after": Presidential Immortality (from Language Log) I can instantly recognise the work of one particular technical author not far from here simply by this usage. Drives me up the wall.

No, just no

From today's Torygraph: Scientists put edible clingfilm on the menu. Just don't be unlucky enough to be allergic to crab shells or egg white.