Breaking news?

(Well, I mistyped it as "braking" which was the one thing that evidently didn't happen.)

Breaking news in the sense that something(s) got broken. But it's hardly on-the-spot up-to-the minute reporting (note how they cleverly omit date and time of the incident). The reporter knocked on the door on Monday. I told him I had nothing to say and hadn't they taken a long time to notice. Still, for the record.

Were this The Grauniad, I'd be tempted to get the correction to the details of the car: we loved our Skoda. And the description of what happened is frankly screwy.