Life stages

I've bought a table lamp. What it's like (retro, with a ceramic base with a large dice, and an orange shade) is not really relevant. I've never bought a table lamp before, desk lamps, yes, and the occasional, mostly paper globe, lampshade. But a table lamp, it's so homeowner-y. Like I've moved on from student to grown-up.
Anyway, the lamp, in all it's cheesy glory: