Confused by my own underwear

[muninnhuginn]

Bought new underwear last week (and doesn't new, and properly fitting, underwear just give one a, dare I sat it, lift?). With my usual caution, and despite having tried the bras on in the store, I kept the receipt. Looking at it this evening I noticed how the various items were listed. For the record I bought five bras and two pairs of knickers (yup, the contents of underwear drawer were looking exceedingly antique [in the wrong way] and droopy). The listed items on the receipt are "BRIEFS" bar the one bra, leading me to conclude that when you're buying Sloggi, they're briefs wherever you care to stick 'em.