Things Discovered whilst Washing the Kitchen Floor

[muninnhuginn]

1. When they drag my remains from the bottom of the Cam, the forensically unique mixture of white cat fur and chicken muck under my finger nails will both immediately identify me and cause the police diver to exclaim: "Poor woman! no wonder she jumped."

2. Alternatively, I have discovered a high-class alternative to your standard render of lime and horse hair: "Only the choicest combings of pure white cats combined with the carefully-trodden galliform faeces are applied to the walls of our superior residences."

3. I found a mummified Brussels sprout interred between the stove and the kitchen units. Definitely dessicated, and robed in a tissue of cobweb and (again) cat fur.

Comments

[wellinghall.livejournal.com]

In trying to pull a pea out from under the sideboard, I pushed it further under; only to dislodge an old, dried pea.

[muninnhuginn]

Reverse that process and you've got the secret to eternal youth!

[snapes-angel.livejournal.com]

All your cat fur are belong to us?