Between blotch and blok

(For loyal readers, no, not that one. That's coming up for nine years ago.)

A tractor has crumpled most of the side of our car. It would have been more exciting and bizarre if it had been one of the huge cruisers on the back of lorries, but they always travel along the other side of the dual carriageway (regardless of direction of travel) because there's more space and less street furniture and trees.

No, it was merely a huge tractor. With a driver who thought the bus lane looked wider than it was.

I'm assuming the car (which was second-hand (and only a Skoda) when we got it with the insurance from the crash) is a financial write off. I await the M's instructions as to what to do next. He is, inevitably, elsewhere.

I could go and take pictures.

(No cats were injured in the proceedings.)